Adrian Monk Quote #2429
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Male UFO Enthusiast: Excuse me. The hotel clerk said that you were the alpha contact.
Adrian Monk: The alpha contact?
Male UFO Enthusiast: The first to see them.
Female UFO Enthusiast: Did the saucer make any noise? Were the lights blinking? And was it like a random blinking, or was it more rhythmic?
Body Suit Man: Were you probed?
Adrian Monk: Uh, no, no, no.
Male UFO Enthusiast: Are you sure? Sometimes they probe you and give you an amnesia pill.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I'd remember.
Female UFO Enthusiast: Sometimes they give you a frontal lobotomy.
Adrian Monk: I'd still remember. Natalie!
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‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.