Adrian Monk Quote #2754
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO
Business Woman: Hi. Is this the lobby?
Natalie: It's right over there.
Business Woman: What's going on here? Is there a loser convention in town?
Natalie: Somebody saw a flying saucer.
Business Woman: A flying saucer?
Adrian Monk: I know.
Business Woman: The image I saw was clearly a class four intergalactic doom freighter. Flying saucer? They're coming for the oxygen. [puts on mask] Have the negotiations started yet?
Natalie: Uh, we haven't heard. I'm gonna call the garage, see if the car's ready.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, dial fast. Dial like the wind.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.