Adrian Monk Quote #2416

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the UFO

Adrian Monk: Are you mad at me? You're mad at me. I'm a detective. I can tell. I didn't do anything wrong.
Natalie: You didn't do anything. That's the problem.You didn't say a single word all night. I don't understand. Why did you want to come? You begged me to invite you.
Adrian Monk: I didn't want to be alone. You were gonna be gone all weekend.
Natalie: It's embarrassing. Those people are my oldest friends. Everybody thought you were sick or something. You just walked around rearranging spoons and plates and sweeping up crumbs. I mean, couldn't you have at least tried?
Adrian Monk: I tried. I smiled. I smiled a lot.
Natalie: You were wincing!
Adrian Monk: That's my smile. That's how I smile. I'm just not a people person.
Natalie: But what does that mean? What does that mean? You're not human? Actually you know what? That would explain a lot. It wouldn't explain everything, but it would explain a lot.

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 ‘Mr. Monk and the UFO’ Quotes

Quote from Natalie

Natalie: Oh, God. Oh, no! The poor thing.
Adrian Monk: The missing woman?
Sheriff Fletcher: I owe Dolly a big apology. This is, or was Marge Larkin.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Dr. Garcia: Coyotes, probably. She's been five days, maybe six in the sun.
Adrian Monk: She was a hiker?
Sheriff Fletcher: Marge was a lot of things. She, she came into a little bit of money a few years ago when her parents died, and so she just dabbled in all kinds of things. Yoga, spelunking, trout farming.
Dr. Garcia: And apparently hiking.
Natalie: Where's her face?
Adrian Monk: We already talked about the face, okay?

Quote from Adrian Monk

Natalie: Well, at least he didn't kill us.
Adrian Monk: Are we sure about that? Let's review the situation, shall we? We're in the desert. No car, no radio. And coyotes, face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the face-eating coyotes, and things that eat the things that eat...
Sheriff Fletcher: Yeah, we get it. He left us for dead.

Quote from Natalie

Natalie: Saw a movie once about an extra terrestrial. Who didn't know he was an extra terrestrial. They rewired his brain or something.
Adrian Monk: I don't watch movies. Give me bad dreams.
Natalie: That's funny. In the movie, the extra terrestrial had bad dreams.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about?
Natalie: Nothing.