Adrian Monk Quote #2404
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good morning. Beautiful.
Adrian Monk: That's where she was killed. But there's no marker. It seems like there should be a plaque or something.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, she is not Trudy. I spoke to Natalie. She's worried about you.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, well, I'm worried about Natalie.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Shut up. Let me talk. You and I both know what's going on here. You're frustrated. It's been 12 years since Trudy. You're getting your wires crossed. We haven't been able to solve her murder, you're fixating on this case, on this woman.
Adrian Monk: I'm not fixating.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What? There's got to be six dozen flowers here. Natalie says you've missed two appointments with Dr. Bell, and you're not eating.
Adrian Monk: I'm not hungry.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She also said that- That you and your friend Samuel have a suspect.
Adrian Monk: Kenneth Nichols.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And you're planning to go undercover in his restaurant to get closer to him?
Adrian Monk: [speaks Samuel's language] "He's the guy."
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Adrian Monk: Okay, this is how we do our laundry in America. These are your whites.
Samuel Waingaya: My whites, excellent.
Adrian Monk: Your off-whites. Your off-off-white. These are the primary colors: red, yellow, green, blue, and that's indigo. Left socks, right socks. I've labeled them for you.
Samuel Waingaya: But in Nigeria, we just wash all of our socks together.
Adrian Monk: Well, I don't like to judge people, but that's wrong.
Samuel Waingaya: So you mean you separate everything? But how much is that going to cost?
Adrian Monk: Uh, $200.
Samuel Waingaya: But I've been watching the Friends on TV for years. This is not how they do it.
Adrian Monk: What friends?
Samuel Waingaya: You know, the TV show Friends. Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston...
Adrian Monk: Yeah, we don't get the African TV here.
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Adrian Monk: Whoa, whoa,whoa. What, what, what, what is this? What are you doing?
Samuel Waingaya: [smoking cigarette] I'm so sorry. It's so rude of me. Please, would you like one?
Adrian Monk: No, no, no thank you. But do you- Do you have to-
Samuel Waingaya: It calms my nerves. You did say for me to make myself at home. Did I misunderstand?
Adrian Monk: Wait a minute. Hold on. Here. Breathe it into this. Okay? See? There you go. And there you are.
Samuel Waingaya: I love it. It's ingenious. What do you call it?
Adrian Monk: A smoking bag.
Samuel Waingaya: I've never heard of such a thing. Is it new?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it's brand-new.
Samuel Waingaya: This would be very popular in Nigeria.
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Adrian Monk: It's coming from outside. I knew it. It's a hippie. It's incense. He's burning incense down there. By the way, that's a perfect name for that stuff because that's how people react to it. They get incensed. Get it? Incense, incensed. You add the "D". Forget it. [opens window] Hey, you can't sell that stuff without a permit.
Samuel Waingaya: I am not selling anything.
Adrian Monk: Of course you're not. Nobody wants to buy that junk. Find another street. Good-bye. Peace and love, and Woodstock.
Samuel Waingaya: Woodstock?
Adrian Monk: You heard me!