Adrian Monk Quote #2360
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Favorite Show
Kim Kelly: How's the investigation going, Mr. Monk? Anything to report?
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah. Well, we have this. Surveillance photo from the radio station. He was standing across the street before the car exploded.
Christine Rapp: The police said he was there all morning.
Adrian Monk: Right. Christine said she never saw him before. How about you?
Kim Kelly: No, sorry. What about the letters?
Adrian Monk: Well, I'm gonna see Captain Stottlemeyer later today. I should know a lot more then.
Kim Kelly: What do we do in the meantime?
Adrian Monk: Well, I suggest we watch a few more episodes of The Cooper Clan and then take a tour of the house.
Kim Kelly: Why don't we take a tour of the house right now?
Adrian Monk: Oh, shucky darns. Get it? [chuckles] That was what Billy said.
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: You want to make sure those doors are double bolted and change the locks.
Kim Kelly: Yes, sir. I'll take care of it.
Adrian Monk: Oh, and you're gonna need to black out all those windows. Buy some curtains. Make sure they're heavy. Remember when Billy and Danny rigged all the window curtains to make you think there was a ghost? That was another classic. [looks at the ceiling above the bed] A mirror? Oh, very good. Excellent precaution. I see, so that if you're lying in bed and someone breaks in through that door... You have the... Triangul... I don't get it.
Christine Rapp: It's more of a personal thing. You know, you should really read my book.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah, I can't wait.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: This is unbelievable. Of course someone's trying to kill her. Anyone she's ever met has a motive. Anyone who's ever read this has a motive. There's a page missing, page 73.
Natalie: Maybe it fell out.
Adrian Monk: Pages just don't fall out.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, it fell out.
Adrian Monk: It was torn out.
Natalie: It fell out. Stop it, stop it, stop it. No! No, Mr. Monk, you don't want to see page 73.
Adrian Monk: What? It can't be any worse than the rest of it.
Natalie: You wanna bet?
Adrian Monk: I have to know.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, please. Mr. Monk, please.
Adrian Monk: It's my book. Let me see it. Let me see it. [Natalie eats the page] What are you doing?
Natalie: It's for your own good.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: I know this sounds crazy, but I've seen this handwriting somewhere before.
Natalie: Where?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Somewhere.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he's obviously disguising it. He probably uses his left hand.
Natalie: That makes sense.
Lieutenant Disher: Or if he was a lefty he used his right hand.
Natalie: That makes sense.
Lieutenant Disher: Or if he was ambidextrous, he probably got drunk and then wrote it.
Natalie: That makes less sense.