Adrian Monk Quote #2339
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Fights City Hall
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Mr. Dog. Mr. Dog czar, we're looking for councilwoman Eileen Hill. She's been missing for two days.
George Gionopolis: I heard about that. It was on the news. I can't help you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: When was the last time you saw her?
George Gionopolis: Oh, it was, like, three weeks ago. A month, uh... [coughs into a bag of hotdogs] No, they're good. Uh, she did call me on Monday morning and said she was coming over, but she never showed up. Which was fine with me. [chuckles]
Natalie: You don't like her?
George Gionopolis: Oh, I wouldn't say that. I would say I hate her. Hate. And every vendor here feels exactly the same way. She wants to regulate us to death.
Al: She wants us to wear gloves. And to put lids on the condiment trays.
George Gionopolis: Lids!
Al: And to change the water in the pots every other day.
Natalie: And what's wrong with that?
George Gionopolis: These dogs are like a fine wine. They need to simmer.
Al: The simmering. That's the secret.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, the simmering. See, the "meat" has to simmer.
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‘Mr. Monk Fights City Hall’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Do you see a journal anywhere? She supposedly kept a journal. [opens closet] Huh. Looks like she had some roommates. A cheerleader, a French maid. Wait. Oh, you know what? They weren't roommates, Natalie. This is a love nest. That's what it is.
Natalie: You think?
Adrian Monk: This is one of those love nests that you read about.
Natalie: Yeah, but for who? That's the question. Who was she meeting? Oh, my God!
Adrian Monk: What? What is it?
Natalie: Nothing. It's nothing. Mr. Monk, don't open that drawer, you understand? Whatever happens, whatever you do, don't ever, ever, ever... ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever open that drawer!
Adrian Monk: What if there's a clue in there? What if it could solve the case?
Natalie: I don't care!
Quote from Harold Krenshaw
Harold Krenshaw: As you all know, we lost a dear friend this week. Eileen Hill's body was discovered earlier this morning. Let us pray that the San Francisco police catch her killer and bring him or her to justice. Or if they don't catch him, let us pray that Eileen's murder was the work of a random nut job, or frustrated ex-Boyfriend, and not some kind of a masked vigilante, who, for some reason, has a personal vendetta against the City Council, and is determined to slaughter us, one member at a time, picking us off when we least expect it, using a different, yet somehow appropriate method for each of his grisly killings. Amen.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: I was buried alive once.
Natalie: Yeah, I remember.
Adrian Monk: I was in a box. I was underground for three hours. And that box is now the second-most frightening place I've ever been.