Adrian Monk Quote #2288
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes the Playoffs
Bob Costas: Well, I'd say from the standpoint of law enforcement, you and Mr. Monk are the MVPS today. You know, for those who don't know, Adrian Monk is a legend in San Francisco, and on a personal note, a few years back, this man literally saved my life.
Adrian Monk: No, I wouldn't say that. The truth is-
Bob Costas: How can you say that? You were there! The cat tried to kill me!
Adrian Monk: You weren't really in any danger. It was a little calico cat. It was about this big.
Bob Costas: Wait a minute, you proved it. You solved the case. The cat planned the whole thing out. She was gonna kill me with that squeeze toy.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, the truth is I just wanted to get out of the house.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. Look, I think we're done here. Bob, cut to a commercial.
Bob Costas: I guess that does it. From summit stadium, again the final. The Condors 27, the Wildcats 24. I'm Bob Costas saying so long. And one last time, the cat was definitely trying to kill me.
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Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Adrian Monk: I think we should talk to that guy again, that Chet Walsh with the funny foamy finger. Remember? He had this big, foamy finger.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I know who you mean, Monk.
Adrian Monk: He said he saw Gitelson this morning!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, Monk, it's out of our jurisdiction. It's not our case. We'll just be in the way, okay? Come on, every good cop knows you can't be in it 24/7. Even God took a day off. And what day did he take off? It was Sunday. Why did he take off Sunday? I tell you why Sunday, so he could watch football!
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Bob Costas: Where's Adrian?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, he's outside. He's workin' the case. He can't give it up.
Bob Costas: Oh, that's just like him. The monomaniacal Mr. Monk. Did he ever tell you how we met?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, not really. He mentioned something about a demented cat salesman.
Bob Costas: Well, no, that's not it exactly. There's a distinction here, and it's really. It's fascinating. The cat salesman was not demented. He sold demented cats. No, no, but really, understand. He had a Siamese who was manic-depressive. He had a paranoid Persian. The guy tried to sell me a calico kitten who was completely psychotic. Evil! I mean, it tried to kill me. The kitten tried to kill me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, nice game though, huh?
Bob Costas: It's a great game. He had a Burmese. Multiple personalities. One of which was a dog. That's how weird it was.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm not really a cat person.
Bob Costas: Well, it's... These are the facts. I'm just tellin' ya.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: I told you it was just a fan.
Adrian Monk: I just wanna make sure. I wish we had some lab equipment. We could dust for prints.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You know what I wish? I wish there was two of me so one of me could be out here wasting my life with you, the other one could be in there watching the football game with Bob Costas.