Adrian Monk Quote #2250
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door
Adrian Monk: Hi. Hi, again. It's Adrian Monk, remember me?
Marge Johnson: Sure.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, what's going on?
Sgt. Mueller: Disturbing the peace. It's no big deal.
Marge Johnson: Well, it's a big deal to me. You know, it's my peace he's disturbing.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it's her peace. It's a big deal to her.
Marge Johnson: We're talking about my next-door neighbor, Mr. Keyes. He bought a set of drums two weeks ago, and I haven't slept in ten days. I'm just desperate and I can't get anybody to do anything about it.
Sgt. Mueller: I was just explaining to Ms. Johnson here that the department has other priorities.
Adrian Monk: Well, maybe the department does, but I don't. Okay, if- If this happens again, call the dispatcher and have him forward the call to me, Adrian Monk. I'll take care of it.
‘Mr. Monk and the Lady Next Door’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: All right, so they broke in, they killed a security guard, and stole an egg-eating robot.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, could the machine possibly be involved?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What'd you say?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, in science fiction, they sometimes come alive. They become sentient. If this were a movie, you'd believe me.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If this were a movie, I could walk out, Randy.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: It looks like it's an inside job. Security tapes are missing, and the store gets re-supplied the first Tuesday of every month.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And that was yesterday, so he was plugged in somehow. We're putting together some names, going back ten years, everybody that's ever worked here.
Adrian Monk: You don't have to go back ten years. The manager only worked here for a year. The killer wore a ski mask, ergo, the killer was afraid he'd be recognized, ergo, the killer must have worked here recently.
Lieutenant Disher: "Ergo" the killer? What's that, Hungarian?
Captain Stottlemeyer: His name isn't "Ergo," Randy.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Bell: You're a lucky man. [off Monk's silence] Adrian? Talk to me. Come on.
Adrian Monk: What's the catch?
Dr. Bell: With what?
Adrian Monk: With Marge. What do you suppose she's after?
Dr. Bell: All right, Adrian-
Adrian Monk: Every time somebody wants to be my friend, it turns out they're after something. They have an angle.
Dr. Bell: No, not necessarily.
Adrian Monk: How could somebody- How could anybody love me unconditionally? I mean, come on. You've met me.
Dr. Bell: Adrian, I know you've been burned in the past, but you have to trust people. See, there's not always a catch.
Adrian Monk: Then how do you explain this? There's always a catch.