Adrian Monk Quote #2240
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk on Wheels
Natalie: Oh, God.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, do you resent me?
Natalie: Don't be silly. You were shot in the leg. You're seriously injured.
Adrian Monk: That's what I thought. The captain is concerned about you. He doesn't understand our relationship. Pothole! Pothole.
Natalie: Sorry. Sorry. Where to next?
Adrian Monk: Let me see. Okay, we have to go up to the Mountain View Deli.
Natalie: Okay.
Adrian Monk: And back down to the Valley Pharmacy. And then back up to the Hilltop Dry Cleaner.
Natalie: Yeah, Mr. Monk, do you think we could combine the Mountain View Deli and the Hilltop Cleaners? Just before we do the Valley thing, so we're not going up, and down, and...
Adrian Monk: Oh, I don't know.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk on Wheels’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Ah, tough guy, eh? Look at this. See that? That's a bullet. That's a bullet that got dug out of our very dear friend's leg tonight.
Lieutenant Disher: That makes your cousin a former cop shooter.
Vince Kuramoto: Former what?
Lieutenant Disher: Former cop shooter.
Vince Kuramoto: You mean he used to shoot cops?
Lieutenant Disher: No, he shot someone who used to be a cop.
Vince Kuramoto: Why didn't you say that?
Lieutenant Disher: I did. It's the same thing.
Vince Kuramoto: It's not the same thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, for god's sake, what are you two married, or what?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Natalie, look at this thing. We've got nature on the run. Finally. Look at that. Look! It's the perfect sandwich! Perfect! There's no overlap. There's no waste. Four 90 degree angles. This will virtually eliminate indigestion.
Natalie: Are you going to help me, or not?
Adrian Monk: You can taste the symmetry!
Natalie: Please!
Adrian Monk: Natalie, I can't run around looking for a stolen bicycle. I still have some pride left. Not much. But my dignity tank isn't completely empty.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, don't talk like that. You're going to be just fine.
Dr. Levinson: Somebody's up. Hello, good evening. I'm Dr. Levinson. And you are a very lucky man.
Adrian Monk: Is she talking to me?
Dr. Levinson: A few inches over, the bullet would have severed your femoral artery. I'd say that's lucky.
Adrian Monk: You know who I think is lucky? Everybody else in this room. The unshot people. The great unshot. The lead-free. Bulletless.
Natalie: When can I take him home?
Dr. Levinson: Maybe tomorrow if he's up to it. Are you a fighter, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: [whines] No.