Adrian Monk Quote #2157
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized
Adrian Monk: Is that gum on your shoe? How much would you give me to eat this?
Lieutenant Disher: Five bucks. [Monk puts the shoe to his mouth]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, for god's sake! Monk, that's disgusting!
Natalie: Spit it out. Please, spit that out right now.
Adrian Monk: Five bucks.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, all right. He earned it.
Adrian Monk: Wait a minute. She is a liar, Stottlemeyer. She's a big, fat liar. And I can prove it.
Sally Larkin: Do I have to listen to this?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No ma'am, you do not. Natalie, I said one more peep.
Adrian Monk: But she made the whole thing up. I can prove it!
Natalie: Just a minute. Tell me in the car.
Adrian Monk: You are in a lot of trouble, facelift. You are going to jail.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Get him out of here!
Adrian Monk: You are a bad lady.
Natalie: You know what? And you're a bad boy. All right? We're gonna go home. You need a time out.
Adrian Monk: Don't you wanna hear how I figured it out?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I do not!
Adrian Monk: All right, fine! I'm not gonna tell ya! I'm not gonna tell any of you, because. Because I hate you. And by the way, you're all stupid. And you don't deserve to know the truth. And also by the way, you're never gonna see me again. Ever. 'cause I'm going to France. Come on, Hoppy. You're not stupid.
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Lieutenant Disher: All right, well she told some paramedic that she loosened one of those baseboards. She pretended to be asleep. When he came back to check on her. Bam. Side of the head. [Monk laughs]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us?
Adrian Monk: I can see his butt.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, the man is dead.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, of embarrassment! Sorry. I've got it. Here's what happened. Tuesday night, Larkin abducted his wife from that parking lot. He overpowered her. Maybe he drugged her. Then, he brought her up here. He kept her prisoner. For three days, he taunted her. He humiliated her. Something about some jewelry. He- He even refused to feed her. But last night he went a little too far. In all the excitement, his pants fell down. He killed himself. He didn't have a choice. She'd seen his hiney. [laughs]
Captain Stottlemeyer: I think we're done here.
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Dr. Lawrence Climan: We are going to take a little trip together, you and I. We are going back in time. Going back before the pain. Before the fear.
Adrian Monk: Before the fear.
Dr. Lawrence Climan: Good. You're with Trudy now.
Adrian Monk: No, no! Trudy. I'm gonna lose her again. I'm gonna lose her again!
Dr. Lawrence Climan: Okay, okay. We're moving on. We're- We're- We're moving back a little further. Now, you're in high school.
Adrian Monk: It's third period. It's gym class. They're gonna make me climb that rope. I can't climb that rope.
I can't, please don't make me climb that rope.
Dr. Lawrence Climan: Okay, okay, no, no. We're moving back, moving back. Further back. Way back. Before the fear. Here we go. We are going back. [Monk smiles] Is that a smile? Are you happy? [Monk nods] Adrian, where are you? Where are you?
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Lieutenant Disher: We're going to have to search all of these, with your permission, of course.
Aaron Larkin: Yeah, sure, be my guest. Whatever you need. You might not believe this, but, I want my wife found as much as you do. I've got nothing to hide.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I think you do. I think you have plenty to hide. He's in love with her.
Emily Carter: What?
Adrian Monk: I bet they want to get married, and go on a honeymoon, and, you know, kiss.
Emily Carter: Who, who is this person?
Adrian Monk: Look at his face. He's turning all red. Just admit it. You want to marry her. It's all over town.
Emily Carter: What does that mean?
Aaron Larkin: It's all right, Emily. This is Adrian Monk. He's famous. He's the best detective in California. And yeah, it's true. Emily and I are involved. As a matter of fact, I was with Emily the night Sally disappeared.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, if that checks out, it looks like you have an alibi then.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why didn't you tell us before?
Aaron Larkin: Well, Captain, it's a little, complicated.
Emily Carter: I'm technically still married.
Aaron Larkin: We've been keeping it secret for three years, But you saw right through it in two minutes, Mr. Monk. Well done. I am curious, though, how did you... What gave us away?
Adrian Monk: Cinchy. I saw you drinking out of her water bottle without wiping it off. You weren't afraid of her cooties.
Emily Carter: My cooties.