Lieutenant Disher Quote #291
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk's 100th Case
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, Jim. It's a great party. Thanks again. The wine's amazing too.
James Novak: It's the least I could do. After all, you guys let us tag along with you all week long. I hope we didn't cramp your style.
Lieutenant Disher: No, not at all. It was fun. Jim, this is my girlfriend Jillian.
Jillian: I love your house.
James Novak: Thank you. You look familiar. Are you an actress?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, she's in the show, in this episode.
Jillian: The reenactment scene near the end, I'm victim number four.
James Novak: Oh, right, of course. What else have you done?
Jillian: Mostly crime shows. Junk like this. Oh, no, I don't- Not junk, I mean-
Lieutenant Disher: Jillian's the queen of reenactments. She's always getting killed or taken hostage. She was bludgeoned to death on dateline two weeks ago.
James Novak: Really? I'm sorry I missed that.
Lieutenant Disher: She can do anything, yeah. She can be stabbed, or shot, or strangled. Oh, baby, do a stab. Do a stab. You gotta see this.
Jillian: No, Mr. Novak doesn't want to see-
James Novak: Well, I've got to see it now. I'm curious.
Jillian: [gasps] [frantic:] What are you doing? How did you get in here?! [groans]
Lieutenant Disher: Hmm?
James Novak: Very nice. Very convincing. Good luck to you.
‘Mr. Monk's 100th Case’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about her lipstick?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lipstick? Looks like he took it.
Lieutenant Disher: Lipstick Killer. Lipstick Assassin. Mr. Lipstick. I've always wanted to name one of these guys.
James Novak: Why?
Lieutenant Disher: If you can name them, you can catch them.
James Novak: Why?
Quote from Marci Maven
Marci Maven: You know, "fan" can mean one thing to you, and then, you know, something completely different to, like, say, judge Harriet Waxman of the Third District Court, you know? And I'll tell you something about Judge Waxman. She's never been in love. So she's shooting from that perspective, you know what I mean?
James Novak: Where did you get all these pictures?
Marci Maven: Oh, do you like them? Yeah, yeah, they're, um... Well, this one is probably my favorite, If I had to pick a favorite. This is actually real. It's not Photoshopped at all. And it's from a case we worked on together, a homicide. It took a lot of clue hugs, but we cracked it.
James Novak: How about that one?
Marci Maven: This one? Okay. Um, this one is another case, but this one wasn't, um... This one wasn't as real.
Quote from Adrian Monk
James Novak: [v.o.] Who is Detective Adrian Monk? He was born in this modest bay area home 49 years ago, the younger of two brothers. By all accounts, he was an exceptional child.
Neysa Gordon: I used to babysit for the boys almost every weekend.
James Novak: What was he like?
Neysa Gordon: Adrian? Oh, remarkable child. I tell people this, but they don't believe me. He used to change his own diaper. And then he would crawl across the floor and throw it out. Remarkable.