Adrian Monk Quote #2102
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Falls in Love
Adrian Monk: So, what was she doing at the airport? And how- How did she even get to the airport?
McKiernan: I don't know. She's your girlfriend, why don't you ask her?
Sanchez: He's afraid to ask her because she might tell him the truth.
McKiernan: She's playing you, man! can't you see it?
Adrian Monk: But why would she kill him there? Look, the cabbie was killed on Algonquin avenue, right?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yep.
Adrian Monk: Leyla, I mean, Leyla. I mean, ley- Ms. Zlatavich-- Ms. Zlatavich lives three miles from there. It doesn't make any sense!
Captain Stottlemeyer: It makes perfect sense, Monk. She was at the airport. Who knows why? She hails a cab.
she drives into town.
Lieutenant Disher: It's a red light. She stops.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. He turns around, she recognizes him. "Oh, my God, it's the butcher of blah blah blah."
Lieutenant Disher: Out comes the hat pin. She does him in the neck, Monk.
McKiernan: I'm buyin' it.
Adrian Monk: A red light?
Sanchez: You have a problem with that?
Adrian Monk: Red light, shmed light.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What? That- That's your argument? "Red light, shmed light"? It's come down to that? Okay, Monk. It's over. She has no alibi.
Adrian Monk: Alibi, shmalibi.
McKiernan: Okay, we're not getting anywhere. I say it's time to go to the shmudge and get a shmarrant.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: He is carrying something. Could be St. Christopher. He's the patron saint of travelers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. Likes to travel.
Adrian Monk: What is that, a lion?
Lieutenant Disher: Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo... zookeeper! A traveling, dancing zookeeper.
Captain Stottlemeyer: This is not a game show, Randy.
Natalie: Well, it could be an astrological sign. So she's a leo.
Captain Stottlemeyer: A leo.
Adrian Monk: What is that? Looks like a ruby.
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Rubies, so that's jewelry. She makes jewelry. She's a dancing zookeeper's daughter who makes jewelry!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay! I'm making an announcement. If our suspect turns out to be a dancing zookeeper's daughter who makes jewelry, I'm gonna retire.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: We're friends of Leyla's. She's in trouble. She's in very big trouble.
Adrian Monk: Mrs. Zlatavich, we know- We know you killed this man. Your daughter is in jail now. Leyla is protecting you. You came here on her birthday, didn't you? To surprise her.
Mrs. Zlatavich: [speaks native language]
Natalie: Y- Y- You were giving her a gift. A bracelet.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah. You landed at the airport. And you got into a taxi, but you had the wrong address. Look. Algonquin Avenue, right? That was her old address. You didn't know she had moved.
Mrs. Zlatavich: [gives a "Here's what happened" summation in her native language]
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: We found this in the cab. It's got a design on it. Could be an invitation or something. And we found this under the backseat. There's blood splatter on it. We think the killer was wearing it.
Adrian Monk: A charm bracelet. Trudy had one of these. Usually, these aren't just decorative, though. Each one of these little charms could mean something. "L.Z." Probably her initials.
Captain Stottlemeyer: L.Z. That's good. There can't be a lot of Zs out there.
Natalie: Ballet slippers. Maybe she's a dancer or used to be.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good.
Adrian Monk: There's a man with a beard.
Natalie: Looks like Santa Claus.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe she likes Christmas!
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm not going to write down that she likes Christmas.