Adrian Monk Quote #2052
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Underwater
Steven Albright: I don't know how to begin. I've never actually spoken to a detective before.
Natalie: Well, you can speak to Mr. Monk the same way you speak to a normal person.
Steven Albright: A close friend of mine, Jason Pierce, died last week.
Natalie: I'm sorry.
Steven Albright: He was the XO The second in command on our boat. They said he committed suicide. They said he'd been drinking. They found a bottle of vodka in his cabin and there was alcohol in his blood.
Adrian Monk: But you don't believe it?
Steven Albright: No, sir, I don't. Jason had been sober for nine years. He had a physical three weeks ago, which I administered. I'm the ship's Medical Officer. There was no alcohol in his blood.
Adrian Monk: Well, people do have relapses. You know, they fall off the wagon.
Steven Albright: Not Jason. I don't believe it. [Monk's mini-vacuum whirrs]
Natalie: Sorry, go on.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is Underwater’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Steven Albright: Sir, you don't have to hold your breath. There's plenty of air.
Adrian Monk: [exhales] How much time?
Steven Albright: 15 seconds.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure he killed himself.
Natalie: How do you know?
Adrian Monk: I've been on board 15 seconds and I'm suicidal.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: It doesn't feel like a man-made boat or a submarine. It feels like a living thing. Like a beast. And I'm in- In the lungs or the stomach. It's like it's swallowed me whole. I feel like it's digesting me. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here.
Dr. Bell: [imaginary] Yes, it's quite fortuitous. I heard you were on a submarine, and I thought you could use my help. So I climbed on board just as the ship was going underwater.
Adrian Monk: Wow. What do we do now?
Dr. Bell: Well, we're gonna take it one day at a time. One hour at a time. We're gonna get through this together.
Adrian Monk: Hmm.
Dr. Bell: I've been observing you, Adrian. You're doing very well in spite of your condition. Your acute claustrophobia.
Adrian Monk: Well...
Dr. Bell: I'd even say you're being rather heroic.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I have to be brave for Natalie's sake. She's just a girl. She's depending on me.
Dr. Bell: Well, she's lucky to have you.
Adrian Monk: That's true. What? Medal of honor? I think that's a bit premature, Dr. Bell.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Wait. Dr. Bell, he's right outside. Dr. Bell, open the hatch! Dr. Bell!
Natalie: Dr. Bell! What am I saying? Help, somebody, help!