Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #347
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Takes a Punch
Captain Stottlemeyer: Frankie, you've been known to hold a grudge.
Frankie Marino: Not this time. There was some talk on the street the fight might end prematurely. We moved some money around. Adjusted the odds. It was actually one of the biggest paydays we ever had. I got no beef with Ray Regis.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I am trying to save the kid's life.
Frankie Marino: I don't know very much. Somebody was shopping a contract. I don't know who, but it was serious. He wanted it done by the end of the month.
Captain Stottlemeyer: By the end of the month? The fight's on Friday. That's the 25th. Why by the end of the month?
Frankie Marino: Weird?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, weird.
Lieutenant Disher: Very weird.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Get dressed, Randy.
‘Mr. Monk Takes a Punch’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm looking for Frankie.
Johnny: Who are you?
Frankie Marino: Johnny, it's okay. The captain and I are old friends.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Friends is a funny word. I'm looking for Charles Bach.
Frankie Marino: Bach?
Lieutenant Disher: The iceman. He's been on your payroll for ten years.
Frankie Marino: You wearing a wire, lieutenant?
[Disher removes his tie, unbuttons his shirt to reveal his bare chest, turns around and lifts his shirt up to show his lower back. He unbuttons his pants and drops them to his legs.]
Frankie Marino: How about you?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No.
Frankie Marino: Okay. Let's talk.
Lieutenant Disher: Why did I just get undressed?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't know, Randy. Everyone in the room is wondering the same thing.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Lieutenant Disher: How'd it go?
Natalie: It went good. You know, it was our first day. So we're just warming up, but he's gonna do great.
Adrian Monk: Eh, I went about 30 yards.
Lieutenant Disher: Did you hit a wall?
Adrian Monk: I wish I had. It would have knocked me unconscious.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Mister Regis, Ray, Machine, do you have any enemies? Or have you received any threats lately?
Ray Regis: Not lately. Five years ago when I lost the title, it seemed like everybody wanted my head.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That was a tough night. I thought you had him in the fifth.
Ray Regis: Yeah. It wasn't my night.
Lieutenant Disher: It's a tough racket. I do a little boxing myself. Light middleweight.
Captain Stottlemeyer: When did you box?
Lieutenant Disher: Remember the benefit for the police athlete league? Took Sergeant Mulroney in nine rounds. TKO. Left uppercut.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Stan Mulroney? He retired 12 years ago. We called him "Pops."
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, that's right. He was older than me. He was experienced. Wiley.
Captain Stottlemeyer: He had a cane.
Lieutenant Disher: And he used it.