Lieutenant Disher Quote #281
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Adrian Monk: Can we focus here? Your plan was already in motion. You put the Gizmo in the microphone, but getting fired ruined everything. They escorted you out of the studio. They took your security pass, and you couldn't get back in.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You had a problem, Billy. A real dilemma.
Billy Logan: Is that right?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, you knew the six numbers that were going to hit. But then what? You were locked out of the building. You couldn't just turn the magnet off. You knew the same numbers were gonna keep coming up night after night. After four or five times, somebody would've noticed.
Natalie: Yeah, they'd find the magnet. You'd be the first and only suspect, so you framed us.
Lieutenant Disher: Do you have any idea what you did to this man? This man has nothing. His wife left him. His girlfriend is in jail, and he's been living in a ratty little condo.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you.
Lieutenant Disher: He's been looking at a sad little picture or a boat on a wall for 11 years, and you gave him hope, and then you ripped his heart out.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: For that, you're gonna burn in hell.
Natalie: That and a homicide.
Adrian Monk: Actually, two homicides. Don't forget the lottery fanatic who had a picture of them both together.
‘Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's that? "It looks like her number came up."
Lieutenant Disher: It's a zinger. She's a lotto girl. Her number came up. Get it? You remember last year Sergeant Beecham shoved that junkie into a lamp post, and he said, "I'll keep you posted."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, yeah. I heard about that.
Lieutenant Disher: Everybody heard about it. I mean, people were repeating it. It was famous. This is even better. This is a classic.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If you say so.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I just need to find the right moment.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Or maybe I just feel insulted.
Dr. Bell: Insulted?
Adrian Monk: What I do is hard. I am out there. I am sweating out every clue. I'm putting killers behind bars. What does she do? What does she do?! [picks up calendar] 91. Number 91! 91. Number 91. I mean, how hard is that? A talking monkey could do her job. It's embarrassing.
Dr. Bell: Actually, that's 16. See, you're holding it upside down.
Adrian Monk: Oh, it's confusing. There's usually a little line under the nine.
Dr. Bell: It goes under the six. The line goes under the six.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure it's the nine.
Dr. Bell: It's no big deal. I've seen it my whole life.
Adrian Monk: I've never seen it under the six.
Dr. Bell: Why don't we ask Natalie then? She's the expert.
Adrian Monk: Okay, okay.
Dr. Bell: But I see your point. About the monkey.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: I know, but here's the thing. Tomorrow is Wednesday. Oh, we already made plans.
Natalie: What plans? Me making dinner while you vacuum the rug?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. And here's the other thing. If I let you take a night off, I have to let everybody take a night off.
Natalie: Who's everybody? What are you talking about? It's just me.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, come on. It's one night.
Adrian Monk: Well, then I'll guess I'll just have to say no... Kay. No kay. No kay.
Stan Lawrence: Which is it? "No" or "okay?"
Adrian Monk: Nokay. Nokay.
Natalie: He's trying to say okay. That's as close as he's ever gonna get.
Stan Lawrence: Nokay?
Adrian Monk: Nokay.