Adrian Monk Quote #2025
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever
Adrian Monk: There's something wrong here. This is wrong. This is very wrong. This is very, very...
Lieutenant Disher: Wrong?
Adrian Monk: This was no random mugging. This was all about her. He was after her.
Lieutenant Disher: Took her purse and some jewelry.
Adrian Monk: He wanted us to think robbery. She was stabbed six times.
Uniform Officer: That's right. Two in the neck, four in the back.
Adrian Monk: Or was stabbed three times. Look at the pattern. Two, two, and two. Three times with a pair of scissors.
Uniform Officer: Yes, that's possible.
Adrian Monk: Who brings scissors to a mugging? Scissors say what?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Spur of the moment, not planned.
Adrian Monk: Plus, the mud on her shoes. There's a mud puddle near the exit. But there's a light right there.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If she was walking, she would've seen that.
Adrian Monk: So she was running when she left the building. Whatever happened started inside. There was some kind of fight. He grabbed some scissors and chased her out here.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Gets Lotto Fever’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's that? "It looks like her number came up."
Lieutenant Disher: It's a zinger. She's a lotto girl. Her number came up. Get it? You remember last year Sergeant Beecham shoved that junkie into a lamp post, and he said, "I'll keep you posted."
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, yeah. I heard about that.
Lieutenant Disher: Everybody heard about it. I mean, people were repeating it. It was famous. This is even better. This is a classic.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If you say so.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I just need to find the right moment.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Or maybe I just feel insulted.
Dr. Bell: Insulted?
Adrian Monk: What I do is hard. I am out there. I am sweating out every clue. I'm putting killers behind bars. What does she do? What does she do?! [picks up calendar] 91. Number 91! 91. Number 91. I mean, how hard is that? A talking monkey could do her job. It's embarrassing.
Dr. Bell: Actually, that's 16. See, you're holding it upside down.
Adrian Monk: Oh, it's confusing. There's usually a little line under the nine.
Dr. Bell: It goes under the six. The line goes under the six.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure it's the nine.
Dr. Bell: It's no big deal. I've seen it my whole life.
Adrian Monk: I've never seen it under the six.
Dr. Bell: Why don't we ask Natalie then? She's the expert.
Adrian Monk: Okay, okay.
Dr. Bell: But I see your point. About the monkey.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: I know, but here's the thing. Tomorrow is Wednesday. Oh, we already made plans.
Natalie: What plans? Me making dinner while you vacuum the rug?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. And here's the other thing. If I let you take a night off, I have to let everybody take a night off.
Natalie: Who's everybody? What are you talking about? It's just me.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, come on. It's one night.
Adrian Monk: Well, then I'll guess I'll just have to say no... Kay. No kay. No kay.
Stan Lawrence: Which is it? "No" or "okay?"
Adrian Monk: Nokay. Nokay.
Natalie: He's trying to say okay. That's as close as he's ever gonna get.
Stan Lawrence: Nokay?
Adrian Monk: Nokay.