Adrian Monk Quote #1993
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House
Jake Phillips: All right, listen to me, Adrian. I gotta be honest with you. Because I respect you very much. This whole section has to go.
Adrian Monk: Oh, no.
Jake Phillips: Right here, which means this wall, that wall, and this half of the floor.
Adrian Monk: What about that half?
Jake Phillips: That's gonna have to come up too. But I know a great plumber. His name is Ramone. They call him Honest Ramone.
Adrian Monk: Of course they do.
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