Adrian Monk Quote #1990
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Buys a House
Adrian Monk: I really appreciate this. I mean, on such short notice.
Jake Phillips: Oh, I appreciate the business.
Adrian Monk: Well, you see, it's not quite centered.
Jake Phillips: Absolutely, yeah. That would drive anybody crazy. All right, let's take a look at this puppy, shall we? All right. This is gonna be easy. Piece of cake. A little walk in the park here. You know what we're gonna do, we're gonna reattach this fixture to a parallel support beam. It's gonna be good as new.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I hope so. Be careful.
Jake Phillips: Yeah, all right. You're a little bit of a Nervous Nellie, are you? I got a cousin like you. He makes coffee nervous.
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