Natalie Quote #224
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)
Guard: Biederbeck. You have a visitor. You have ten minutes.
Dale Biederbeck: The eager Miss Teeger! You took a big chance coming here. The photos I've seen don't do you justice. Althena, we'll have to continue this tomorrow. Remember where we left off. Do you mind? Watching Althena walk away is the only exercise I get.
Natalie: You get a manicure every day? A computer. Your own telephone. It doesn't look like you're suffering.
Dale Biederbeck: Believe me, Natalie, I suffer. Remember the day you got the news about Mitch? That's where I live.
Natalie: How do you know about-
Natalie: About your dead husband? You work for Adrian Monk, Natalie. That makes you and your family my business.
Natalie: Is that the Governor?
Dale Biederbeck: I'm a big fan.
Natalie: Didn't he just refuse to commute your sentence?
Dale Biederbeck: Turn it off, please.
Natalie: Turn what off?
Dale Biederbeck: The video recorder in your purse. I won't be confessing to anything today, Natalie. We don't have to play games. I know Adrian Monk is alive. I never believed his oldest friend Leland Stottlemeyer would actually shoot him. Did you? [gasps] Really? To tell the truth, I'm so relieved. I don't want Monk dead. Ever since he put me here, my dream has been to trade places with the man. I. Want. Monk. Here! In this hellhole, rotting away, slowly, slowly, slowly.
‘Mr. Monk Is on the Run (Part Two)’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Natalie: I have to talk to you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Natalie, what are you doing?
Natalie: Is this him? It's him, isn't it? He's the "Car Wash Columbo."
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Car Wash Columbo". Uh, Reginald, we need to take a break.
Reginald: Cool, I'll wait outside.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nice try, kid. Jackson, could you baby-sit my young friend here for a minute? Go on.
Natalie: It's him, isn't it? [off Stottlemeyer's look] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [hitting Stottlemeyer] Why didn't you tell me?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Natalie, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie. I am so sorry.
Natalie: You're sorry?! But how?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Bulletproof vest. We couldn't tell anybody. "Leland Rodriguez"?
Natalie: That's his name.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, that's just stupid.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dale Biederbeck: What did you win, Monk? Nothing! We're both back where we started.
Adrian Monk: Not exactly. The police in Dourados found something in Frank Nunn's apartment. Some old letters. He talked about killing Trudy. He mentioned the man who hired him.
Dale Biederbeck: You have a name!
Adrian Monk: Yeah, not quite. Nunn called him "The Judge."
Dale Biederbeck: The Judge. I can't help you, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Can't or won't?
Dale Biederbeck: A little lead. How exciting. That should keep you off the street for a while.
Adrian Monk: The important thing is that you're off the street.
Dale Biederbeck: [laughs] You really think these bars can hold me?
Adrian Monk: [kicks the bars] Yeah. They seem pretty strong. Have a good life, Dale.
Dale Biederbeck: It's true, Adrian Monk! I'm in prison, but you're in a worse prison! You're trapped! Trapped by your own demons! You're in your own private hell! I wouldn't trade places with you for a billion dollars! I mean, another billion dollars! You hear me? Come back here! I'm not done!
Adrian Monk: Yes, you are.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: And so these are gonna go to his brother Ambrose's house, and those will go to my garage.
Moving Guy: All these books. What was he, a professor?
Natalie: No, a detective. An amazing detective. He could look at a room or a person and see things that nobody else could see.
Moving Guy: Like the car wash guy.
Natalie: Yeah. What car wash guy?
Moving Guy: The guy in Nevada. I was just reading about him. Here. It's in today's paper. They call him the "Car Wash Columbo." He solved a big hit-and-run case single-handedly. Yeah. Sounds like a real character. His boss says it takes him a whole hour to wipe down every car. Won't even use the same rag twice.
Natalie: Can I see that?
Moving Guy: Yeah.
Natalie: There's no picture.
Moving Guy: I guess he's modest too.
Natalie: "Leland Rodriguez." His name is Leland?