Adrian Monk Quote #1945
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)
Sheriff Rollins: Cold like that, you should have stayed home.
Deputy Bell: Can't, I used up all my sick days.
Sheriff Rollins: You know how many sick days I've used last ten years? Zero. Nada.
Deputy Bell: Well, you're superman.
Sheriff Rollins: Nah, I just take care of myself is all. Don't smoke. On the treadmill every morning. Drink a quart of juice every day. OJ, apple, pomegranate. I plan to live forever.
Deputy Bell: Nah, it'll just seem like forever.
‘Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Prosecutor: The bullet definitely came from his gun. It's been tested by two different laboratories.
Judge: Bail is set at $900,000.
[Monk confers with his lawyer]
Lawyer: With the court's permission, could you make it an even million?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, my God!
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: [drinks "smoothie"] Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, that's just what I needed.
Lieutenant Disher: Is that oil?
Natalie: That is oil. It's- It's from the ground, so it's organic. And it just lubricates your organs. So it's, it's good. I just- Just need to wash up. I'll be right back. You can have it.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey, what's this?
Natalie: Uh, Mitch's old uniform. I was giving it to the Salvation Army. I figure it's time to move on.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, good for you. I've been saying that for three years, but... What's with the drill?
Natalie: Oh, oh, oh. My blender broke, and I was going to make a smoothie.
Lieutenant Disher: With a power drill?
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, don't let me stop you.
Natalie: You want one?
Lieutenant Disher: No, I actually had a protein shake at Home Depot on my way over.