Lieutenant Disher Quote #269

Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is On The Run (Part One)

Sheriff Rollins: Anything on those credit cards?
Detective: No, sir.
Sheriff Rollins: Make sure the hotel rooms are covered. Double-team the bus stations and the airport.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he's not going to the airport. Monk's afraid to fly.
Sheriff Rollins: Well, maybe he figures we assume he won't fly, so he heads to the airport.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or maybe he knows we assume that he thinks he... He thinks he knows what... He's...
He knows that we're... No, wait... I'll write it down.

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Quote from Adrian Monk

Prosecutor: The bullet definitely came from his gun. It's been tested by two different laboratories.
Judge: Bail is set at $900,000.
[Monk confers with his lawyer]
Lawyer: With the court's permission, could you make it an even million?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, my God!

Quote from Natalie

Natalie: [drinks "smoothie"] Mmm. Mmm. Yeah, that's just what I needed.
Lieutenant Disher: Is that oil?
Natalie: That is oil. It's- It's from the ground, so it's organic. And it just lubricates your organs. So it's, it's good. I just- Just need to wash up. I'll be right back. You can have it.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: Hey, what's this?
Natalie: Uh, Mitch's old uniform. I was giving it to the Salvation Army. I figure it's time to move on.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, good for you. I've been saying that for three years, but... What's with the drill?
Natalie: Oh, oh, oh. My blender broke, and I was going to make a smoothie.
Lieutenant Disher: With a power drill?
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, don't let me stop you.
Natalie: You want one?
Lieutenant Disher: No, I actually had a protein shake at Home Depot on my way over.