Lieutenant Disher Quote #264
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece
Adrian Monk: Who found the body?
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, we got an anonymous call. Figured it was Hector, his assistant.
Adrian Monk: Is he here?
Lieutenant Disher: No, took off. Probably got scared. No green card.
Adrian Monk: Maybe he knows what's on that missing page.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Find him and bring an interpreter.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, we don't need one. I can do it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You speak Spanish?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. I'm brushing up. Trying to make Captain.
Natalie: You any good?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah. I'm bueno. I'm mucho bueno.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I got a feeling about this and it ain't bueno.
‘Mr. Monk Paints His Masterpiece’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Petya must be running late.
Natalie: Yeah, Mr. Monk, I've been doing a little research on your friend Petya. I Googled him. At least I tried to, and there's no record of him anywhere.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, people like Petya. Important people, wealthy people. They are un-Google-able.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, it doesn't work like that. It's not like an unlisted phone number.
Adrian Monk: Un-google-able! End of discussion.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: All right, all right, Adrian. Adrian, I understand. Now, you're feeling unfulfilled.
Adrian Monk: It's all the same. Crime scene, witness, suspect, question, answer.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, this- This is perfectly normal, Adrian. No job can completely satisfy anyone. There is more to life than just working.
Adrian Monk: I know that.
Dr. Kroger: Let me finish. Or cleaning.
Adrian Monk: Oh.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, we only have an hour.
Adrian Monk: Ssh. Don't move. It's almost done.
Dr. Kroger: You know, while we have a moment, my assistant said that you did not bring a check today.
Adrian Monk: This should take care of it. That ought to cover us till June.
Dr. Kroger: Yes, well, thank you for this. I- I hope you're not insulted, but I think I'd rather have the check.