Julie Teeger Quote #29
Quote from Julie Teeger in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Matthew Teeger: Are you Julie Teeger? That's my mother's name.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, get him the hell out of here.
Matthew Teeger: You better be careful, Julie Teeger.
Uniform Officer: Are you okay?
Julie Teeger: Oh, my God. He is so the guy. That was, like, a confession. So So I can go now, right? Mr. Monk, say yes. Say yes. Say yes.
Adrian Monk: Julie, how are you gonna get there? Your mother can't just leave.
Uniform Officer: I could drive her over.
Julie Teeger: She could drive me over.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, fine. Okay, good, yeah.
Julie Teeger: Thank you so much! Thank you so much, Mr. Monk. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Julies’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about the other idea? You said you had two.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, yeah, it's just a long shot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs DVD from under Randy's arm] The Terminator?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, just brainstorming, you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think he might be a robot assassin sent from the future?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he was killing women with the same names. Forget it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live.
Lieutenant Disher: That was T.2.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe we could lure him to a smelting plant on the outskirts of town.
Lieutenant Disher: Can I have that back, please?
Captain Stottlemeyer: And things of this nature.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these kind of things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics. There was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery. Next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie: I took a short cut. I cut across the creek.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Yes, I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.