Lieutenant Disher Quote #261
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Matthew Teeger: I try to be good, mama. I do. But it's so hard. I need some sugar.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, you could check the kitchen.
Matthew Teeger: I need some sugar, mama. Give me some sugar.
Lieutenant Disher: No, no. What are you doing? I have a cold. Don't-
Matthew Teeger: Hold me. Please just hold me.
Lieutenant Disher: There there.
Matthew Teeger: I've been a bad boy.
Lieutenant Disher: First come, first served. Out of sight, out of mind. There there. Blood is thicker than water.
Matthew Teeger: What are you doing?
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, nothing. Mommy's just trying to remember something, dear. I wish there were ten of them. Repeat, I wish there were ten of them.
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Julies’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about the other idea? You said you had two.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, yeah, it's just a long shot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs DVD from under Randy's arm] The Terminator?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, just brainstorming, you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think he might be a robot assassin sent from the future?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he was killing women with the same names. Forget it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live.
Lieutenant Disher: That was T.2.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe we could lure him to a smelting plant on the outskirts of town.
Lieutenant Disher: Can I have that back, please?
Captain Stottlemeyer: And things of this nature.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these kind of things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics. There was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery. Next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie: I took a short cut. I cut across the creek.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Yes, I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Captain, I am sorry. I will pay for everything.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's okay. It's insured.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, remember, sir, you did say that any parent would have done the same thing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh-huh. I think I need to be alone.