Lieutenant Disher Quote #260
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Three Julies
Matthew Teeger: Hi, mama. I'm sorry I'm late. I came by earlier, there were policemen everywhere.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, they were looking for you, Matthew.
Matthew Teeger: Must have burnt out again. I'll get another one.
Lieutenant Disher: No, no, no, no, no. Leave it, leave it. The light hurts my eyes.
Matthew Teeger: Are you okay, mama?
Lieutenant Disher: I've been crying. Crying about you, Matthew. The police said that you've been a bad boy. Have you been doing something you shouldn't?
Matthew Teeger: I don't wanna talk about it.
Lieutenant Disher: They said that you've hurt some.
Matthew Teeger: I said I don't wanna talk about it!
‘Mr. Monk and the Three Julies’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: What about the other idea? You said you had two.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, yeah, it's just a long shot.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [grabs DVD from under Randy's arm] The Terminator?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, just brainstorming, you know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You think he might be a robot assassin sent from the future?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, he was killing women with the same names. Forget it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: [as Arnold Schwarzenegger] Sarah Connor, come with me if you want to live.
Lieutenant Disher: That was T.2.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Maybe we could lure him to a smelting plant on the outskirts of town.
Lieutenant Disher: Can I have that back, please?
Captain Stottlemeyer: And things of this nature.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Her name is definitely Julie Teeger, spelled the same?
Lieutenant Disher: Actually, these kind of things happen all the time. I once took this course in statistics. There was this woman in Michigan. She won the lottery. Next day, she got bit by a shark.
Adrian Monk: And what does that prove?
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know. I ended up dropping the class.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: What the hell happened? It was only two miles.
Natalie: I took a short cut. I cut across the creek.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.
Natalie: Yes, I know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: There's no bridge across the creek.