Adrian Monk Quote #1883
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Tiny Werner: I heard you the first time.
Adrian Monk: I only rang it once.
Tiny Werner: Doesn't matter, I was just closing up. Come back tomorrow.
Natalie: No, tomorrow's too late. Please? It's very important.
Tiny Werner: Ah, rent-a-cop? I'm not afraid of you.
Adrian Monk: No, I'm not- We're just here- Look, we wanna redeem this.
Tiny Werner: You're not the same guy.
Adrian Monk: No, sir, the same guy is dead.
Tiny Werner: Dead?
Natalie: Deceased.
Tiny Werner: Deceased?
Adrian Monk: He was a bank robber. Or at least an accomplice.
Natalie: Yeah, the merchandise he sold you was probably stolen.
Tiny Werner: He said this stuff belonged to his grandmother.
Natalie: And you believed him?
Tiny Werner: I believe everybody. Store policy. Stay here.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.