Adrian Monk Quote #1875
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Madge: Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: Ma'am.
Madge: How are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Can't complain.
Madge: I wanna thank you again for helping us out.
Adrian Monk: It's just for a day or two.
Madge: Well, it means a lot to us. After what happened yesterday, I feel a lot safer with you here.
Adrian Monk: You do?
Madge: Of course I do. Who wouldn't?
Adrian Monk: [to himself] That's a good question. One of you doesn't want me here. But which one? Who is the inside man?
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?
Gloria Morales: It's a boy.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Got names picked out?
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet. What's your name?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Leland.
Gloria Morales: We haven't decided yet.