Adrian Monk Quote #1870
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Joins a Cult
Sister Sally: What's your name?
Adrian Monk: Adrian.
Sister Sally: And do you have any children, Adrian?
Adrian Monk: No. None.
Brother Ted: I think we can help you, Adrian.
Natalie: Well, Adrian isn't interested. He has, uh, to get home. Right? You have that thing, remember?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. I cancelled that thing. I'm fine.
Brother Ted: We can put order back in your life, Adrian. How's that sound?
Sister Sally: Why don't you come with us? We can tell you all about it at the meeting.
Adrian Monk: That sounds great.
Brother Ted: [over radio] Bring the van.
Natalie: What are you doing? This was supposed to be me.
Adrian Monk: Well, they don't want you. This is plan B. Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. I got them right where I want them. They think I'm some kind of boob.
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Ralph Roberts: What are you afraid of, Adrian?
Adrian Monk: Fire.
Ralph Roberts: You're afraid of fire? Well, I have some good news for you.
Adrian Monk: And heights.
Ralph Roberts: And heights. Okay, then today is your lucky day.
Adrian Monk: Germs, needles, milk, crowds, spiders, sand...
Ralph Roberts: That is quite a list. You have been living in darkness.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, darkness, yes. Elevators, earthquakes, mushrooms, tigers, boats.
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Ralph Roberts: What about charcoal?
Adrian Monk: Charcoal, yes. [Roberts wipes charcoal on Monk's hand] No.
Ralph Roberts: You have dirt on your hand, brother.
Adrian Monk: Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. [pulls out wipes]
Ralph Roberts: No. No. [takes wipes] Don't wipe that off. Listen to me. These wipes you carry are a crutch. You're with me now. You don't need the wipes. Drop the wipe. Drop.
Adrian Monk: Drop the wipe?
Ralph Roberts: It's okay. Just give up. Just surrender.
Adrian Monk: Surrender?
Ralph Roberts: Let it go. That wipe is like a chain, Adrian. It's dragging you down. Set yourself free. Let yourself live. You can do it. Drop the wipe.
Adrian Monk: I'm free. I'm free.
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Susan Donovan: Could I have that back, please?
Adrian Monk: I'm afraid not. This picture is material evidence in a homicide. In fact, I think this is the key to the whole case. This is the motive. This is why you killed her. Here's what I think happened. Amanda Clark was a sex prostitute.
Susan Donovan: A what?
Adrian Monk: A sex prostitute.
Susan Donovan: As opposed to what?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, just keep going.