Adrian Monk Quote #2766
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Joins a Cult
Adrian Monk: Are you ready?
Natalie: What's the big surprise?
Adrian Monk: I'm finally going to do it. I'm gonna take the plunge.
Natalie: Oh my God! You're going to buy a cell phone?
Adrian Monk: No, beeper.
Natalie: A beeper?
Adrian Monk: It's all you need.
Natalie: No, Mr. Monk, nobody uses beeper anymore. They're ancient history.
Adrian Monk: Dr. Kroger has one.
Natalie: Well, except for doctors. Doctors use them because they work anywhere, they are more reliable.
Adrian Monk: Reliable is good. That's what we want. So when you are out with Julie, or you are on a date, I can beep you.
Natalie: Hold on, hold on! The beeper's for me?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, it's only $29 a month, you can afford it.
Natalie: And you want me to pay for it? That's your big surprise.
Adrian Monk: Are you- Are you surprised?
Natalie: You know what's kinda sad? I'm not.
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Ralph Roberts: What are you afraid of, Adrian?
Adrian Monk: Fire.
Ralph Roberts: You're afraid of fire? Well, I have some good news for you.
Adrian Monk: And heights.
Ralph Roberts: And heights. Okay, then today is your lucky day.
Adrian Monk: Germs, needles, milk, crowds, spiders, sand...
Ralph Roberts: That is quite a list. You have been living in darkness.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, darkness, yes. Elevators, earthquakes, mushrooms, tigers, boats.
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Ralph Roberts: What about charcoal?
Adrian Monk: Charcoal, yes. [Roberts wipes charcoal on Monk's hand] No.
Ralph Roberts: You have dirt on your hand, brother.
Adrian Monk: Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. [pulls out wipes]
Ralph Roberts: No. No. [takes wipes] Don't wipe that off. Listen to me. These wipes you carry are a crutch. You're with me now. You don't need the wipes. Drop the wipe. Drop.
Adrian Monk: Drop the wipe?
Ralph Roberts: It's okay. Just give up. Just surrender.
Adrian Monk: Surrender?
Ralph Roberts: Let it go. That wipe is like a chain, Adrian. It's dragging you down. Set yourself free. Let yourself live. You can do it. Drop the wipe.
Adrian Monk: I'm free. I'm free.
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Susan Donovan: Could I have that back, please?
Adrian Monk: I'm afraid not. This picture is material evidence in a homicide. In fact, I think this is the key to the whole case. This is the motive. This is why you killed her. Here's what I think happened. Amanda Clark was a sex prostitute.
Susan Donovan: A what?
Adrian Monk: A sex prostitute.
Susan Donovan: As opposed to what?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, just keep going.