Adrian Monk Quote #1746
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure
Adrian Monk: What's the name - of the pirate in Treasure Island?
Troy Kroger: Excuse me?
Adrian Monk: Tell me one thing about Treasure Island. [the boys are silent] You never read it, did you? There was no assignment. Where did you get the map?
Troy Kroger: Listen, let's just relax, okay?
Adrian Monk: You found it in a car next to a body. This is not a game. Troy. A man was killed in that bank.
Ridley: Hey, man, we can explain.
Troy Kroger: Yeah.
Adrian Monk: Go ahead.
Ridley: Not now, I mean, we need a few days.
Troy Kroger: Are you gonna tell the cops?
Adrian Monk: I don't have to tell the cops. l am the cops.
‘Mr. Monk and the Buried Treasure’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: There's a contest. It's like a promotional thing. Collect all the pieces, you get free refills for life. I've been looking for this one for six months. Ha, free refills for life. Captain. Captain, I drink four of these a day. I live to be 100, that's, like, a million dollars.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, a security guard was shot and killed. This is a homicide investigation.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir, I know. This coupon is three weeks old. CSI guys just cleared it. It's not part of the case. Cap- Captain, you're a spiritual person. I mean, you believe in God, right? I think this happened for a reason. Him dying, me finding this.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are you talking about?
Lieutenant Disher: Circle of life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's The Lion King.
Lieutenant Disher: Exactly. Except instead of a lion, it's me. And instead of a baby cub, it's a Diet Coke.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, I'm gonna let you have the receipt on one condition. You know what you just said about the lion, and the baby cub, and the Diet Coke? You don't ever repeat that again as long as I'm alive, understood?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: [phone buzzes] I'm sorry. Um, your mother? Any meals in particular that you might, uh-
Adrian Monk: You want to take that call?
Dr. Kroger: No, no. It's just Troy, my son. It's a message from his school. He didn't show up again.
Adrian Monk: Maybe he's sick.
Dr. Kroger: No, he's not sick. He's probably in some parking lot listening to trash metal music and skateboarding with his friends. You know, the truth is I'm at a loss here. I have been a therapist for 22 years. I- I don't know what to do with him.
Adrian Monk: Would you like me to talk to the boy?
Dr. Kroger: No. No, thank you.
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Something is not right. I don't trust them.
Adrian Monk: Why not?
Natalie: Because they're guys, teenage guys.
Adrian Monk: So that automatically means they're lying?
Natalie: Yes, it does.