Adrian Monk Quote #1564
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Adrian Monk: [dog barking] Okay. Okay, he was on on the radio. Doing his show and the house was locked.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Locked and bolted from the inside.
Adrian Monk: The little window in the back was open but only eight inches.
Lieutenant Disher: Not big enough for a little person, which has already been established scientifically.
[Monk can't concentrate as the barking continues. He goes to look over the hedge into the next yard, where he sees the neighbor playing with his dog.]
Adrian Monk: Is that a loafer?
Natalie: Yeah, I think so.
Adrian Monk: A brown, Ramato loafer, size 101/2.
Lieutenant Disher: How do you know that?
Neighbor: Oh, uh, hello again. He's not bothering you, is he?
Adrian Monk: No, no. Just curious. Where did he get that shoe?
Neighbor: Oh, hell. It's not yours, is it? I am so sorry. He has a thing for shoes. I don't know where he got this shoe. He, just had it when I got back from our vacation.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You were on vacation?
Neighbor: Hawaii. We go every July.
Adrian Monk: Who was watching the dog?
Neighbor: Oh, you're not gonna believe it. I still can't believe it. Max Hudson. He just volunteered. I mean, you think a guy like that would have better things to do.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]