Adrian Monk Quote #1551
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Max Hudson: You don't think what happened to Jeanette was an accident, do you? Well, I'm gonna tell you something. Just between us, man to man, I loved Jeanette but she was sick. She was clinically depressed.
Adrian Monk: Depressed?
Max Hudson: Her own family didn't even know. She turned on the gas, and closed the door, and...
Adrian Monk: Suicide.
Max Hudson: Yeah, I tried everything. See? You happy now?
Adrian Monk: Was she seeing a doctor, a psychiatrist?
Max Hudson: Nah. She never went. She wouldn't go.
Adrian Monk: And she didn't even tell her sister? And you dealt with this clinical depression by mocking her on the air and not making any plans for your anniversary? I'm not buying it. You killed her.
Max Hudson: How? How could I possibly have killed her? The house was locked. I was on the radio.
Adrian Monk: I don't know yet. According to your publicist-
Max Hudson: No. That's it. That's it. You have any questions for me, you talk to my lawyer. Unless you want to come back on the show.
Adrian Monk: On the show?
Max Hudson: I'll talk to you anytime about anything on the air. What about Monday morning? Eh, I didn't think so.
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‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]