Adrian Monk Quote #1477
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Leper
Dr. Polanski: Uh, is that Monk? Adrian. Did you get my message?
Adrian Monk: Hey, Doc. I meant to call you. I'm not much of a golfer, but thanks for the invite.
Dr. Polanski: What are you cooking? Maybe we should stay in tonight.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no. You go have fun. You go out. Go, go, go, go, go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I've got a little bit of a cold. I'd hate for you to catch it, and I just mopped the floor. I got a little bit of a cold.
Dr. Polanski: Cold?
Adrian Monk: And I just mopped the floor. [coughs]
Dr. Polanski: Yeah, okay. I'll, uh, I'll catch you next time.
Adrian Monk: Catch you next time. [coughs]
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‘Mr. Monk and the Leper’ Quotes
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Dr. Polanski: I don't think you have to worry. As I said, it's not very contagious. I've been practicing for 15 years. I've only seen one case first-hand.
Adrian Monk: I can't do it. I just... I- I can't do it.
Dr. Polanski: Well, how about this? If you do contract the disease I'll treat you for free.
Adrian Monk: The hell are you talking about? How about this? We never call the guy back. We don't see him again. I avoid him like the plague. Yeah, you know what? Exactly like the plague.
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Natalie: Mr. Monk. Did you hear what he just said?
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: He said it's almost impossible to catch.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. In that sentence, for me, the word "almost" is really the most interesting word.
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Natalie: You are overreacting, all right? All you did was shake a man's hand.
Adrian Monk: You're right. You know what? I'm glad it happened. The worst possible thing that could ever happen to me has happened. I shook hands with a leper. And I survived.
Natalie: Exactly.
Adrian Monk: The worst moment of my life is behind me now. I'm free. Wait. [Monk reorients a pan] Okay, now I'm free.