Adrian Monk Quote #1470
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Leper
Mandy Bronson: Freeze! Don't move. I'm calling the police.
Adrian Monk: You-you-you You're supposed to be at your mother's.
Mandy Bronson: My mother died five years ago. What are those? What are those? Throw them here now. Now!
Natalie: Mrs. Bronson, you don't want to read those.
Mandy Bronson: Who sent you?
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing.
Mandy Bronson: I said who sent you?
Natalie: Your husband.
Mandy Bronson: Derek? He's alive? Is he okay?
Adrian Monk: Well... "Okay" is a funny word.
Mandy Bronson: So you've seen him?
Adrian Monk: Most of him.
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‘Mr. Monk and the Leper’ Quotes
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Dr. Polanski: I don't think you have to worry. As I said, it's not very contagious. I've been practicing for 15 years. I've only seen one case first-hand.
Adrian Monk: I can't do it. I just... I- I can't do it.
Dr. Polanski: Well, how about this? If you do contract the disease I'll treat you for free.
Adrian Monk: The hell are you talking about? How about this? We never call the guy back. We don't see him again. I avoid him like the plague. Yeah, you know what? Exactly like the plague.
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Natalie: Mr. Monk. Did you hear what he just said?
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: He said it's almost impossible to catch.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. In that sentence, for me, the word "almost" is really the most interesting word.
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Natalie: You are overreacting, all right? All you did was shake a man's hand.
Adrian Monk: You're right. You know what? I'm glad it happened. The worst possible thing that could ever happen to me has happened. I shook hands with a leper. And I survived.
Natalie: Exactly.
Adrian Monk: The worst moment of my life is behind me now. I'm free. Wait. [Monk reorients a pan] Okay, now I'm free.