Adrian Monk Quote #1451
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets His Dad
Jack Monk: What about the proof?
Adrian Monk: This truck is the proof. It's all the evidence we need. As long as we can keep this under 5,000 miles. The District Attorney can introduce the memory chip from the satellite... Why is this thing moving? Is this thing broken?
Jack Monk: Come on.
Adrian Monk: Uh, Jack. Jack!
Jack Monk: Uh-oh.
Adrian Monk: What do you mean "uh-oh?" What does that mean?
Jack Monk: It can mean a variety of things, but in this case, it means no brakes.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Meets His Dad’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Man: [over radio] Atticus One, this is Gumbo Pot. Thought you'd like to know you're coming up on a plain brown wrapper.
Adrian Monk: Roger that. If we see it, we will stop and pick it up.
Jack Monk: No! "Plain brown wrapper." That's an unmarked police car. He's trying to warn us.
Adrian Monk: Gumbo Pot, this is Atticus One. You're making it harder for the Highway Patrol to enforce the local speed limit. Which isn't very cool. Over.
Man: Jack, who the hell is that?
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: They smell great.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Oh, can I have that one?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you have to wait. They're for the party.
Adrian Monk: Please, just that one, that Christmas tree.
Natalie: No see, then you'll want another one, she'll want one. I didn't make enough.
Adrian Monk: Natalie! Please. Just one cookie. One stupid cookie. I'm beseeching you. I promise I'll never ask for anything else. Please. Please, I gotta have that cookie!
Natalie: Okay, fine. Take the cookie.
Adrian Monk: Thank you. [puts it in the trash] That was a little crooked. What's up with that elf?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, the elf is perfect.
Adrian Monk: A little droopy.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk? I'm, Randy Disher. I work with your son. This is an honor. And a pleasure and a privilege.
Jack Monk: Why?
Lieutenant Disher: I- I don't know. I just thought it was an honor and a pleasure. I could be wrong.