Adrian Monk Quote #1414
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert
Natalie: That's a nice song.
Kris Kedder: Well, thank you. It comes out next week, you should buy a copy. In fact, buy two. I got my eyes on this new beach house.
Adrian Monk: You are Kris Kedder, the famous rock and roll song singer?
Kris Kedder: I guess I am.
Adrian Monk: Right, uh, this this was found at the scene. It is from a 12-string guitar.
Natalie: You're the only musician that has one.
Kris Kedder: I am.
Man: What are you saying, Stork was strangled?
Adrian Monk: I'm not saying anything, just asking questions. Let's all, chill, you know, out.
Kris Kedder: Hey, man, anybody could have taken it. I don't lock my case.
Adrian Monk: Y- You're out of tune.
Kris Kedder: Do you play, Mr. Monk?
Adrian Monk: A little bit, clarinet. [laughter]
Kris Kedder: Whoa, clarinet. Hey, man, maybe you and I can get together and jam sometime. When I'm like 87 years old.
Adrian Monk: You have mud on your boots.
Kris Kedder: Yes, I do. I must be at a rock festival.
Adrian Monk: It's just that I don't see mud on anyone else's shoes.
Kris Kedder: I see some on yours.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Rock Concert’ Quotes
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Natalie: Mr. Monk! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just calling for a taxi. They're gonna pick me up out front in about ten minutes.
Natalie: But, Mr. Monk, that wasn't a phone booth.
Adrian Monk: No, that wasn't a phone booth. Natalie, that was some kind of horrible plastic outhouse! Oh, my God. What was I talking into? My God, where's... Where did I put that quarter? For the love of God, Natalie, where did I put that quarter?
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Lieutenant Disher: Mr. Monk, what did you think of your first rock concert?
Adrian Monk: I like the old songs. Why don't people write old songs anymore?
Natalie: I don't know, Mr. Monk.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: My kid, my oldest, has skipped school, and Karen thinks he's gone to a rock show.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I used to do that. Play hooky, go to rock shows.
Natalie: You did?
Adrian Monk: All the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Anyhow, I gotta get up there, see if I can't find him.
Natalie: Okay. You need some help?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah, you know, I wouldn't mind. Thank you.
Adrian Monk: I'll come with you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Natalie: Are you sure?
Adrian Monk: Of course I'm sure.
Natalie: I'm sorry, I just can't picture you at one of these.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I used to go all the time. Get a bus into the city, see the stones.