Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #252
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion
Lieutenant Disher: It looks like an accident. Her name's Katherine Rutherford, lives here on the third floor. Patrol officers called us in just to make sure.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What are those?
Lieutenant Disher: Beads. She was wearing a necklace, which broke. She slips on the beads, breaks her neck.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Lot of gravity in these stairwells.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I just used the elevator. Why didn't she? Was it broken?
Lieutenant Disher: Uh...
Captain Stottlemeyer: If you don't know, just say so.
Lieutenant Disher: I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey are there any beads down there?
Uniform Cop: No, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: If she slipped on the beads, why didn't any of 'em roll away?
Lieutenant Disher: Beads, beads, beads, beads...
Captain Stottlemeyer: You don't know. Randy something's wrong here. [picks up necklace string] This is wrong. Lift up her head. It doesn't fit. It's too small. Okay, we're changing gears. Lock down this stairwell from the basement to the roof. Call the watch commander. This is now a homicide investigation.
‘Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Captain? I tracked down Kalimarakis. I don't think he's our guy. Number one, it turns out he was allowed to join the Olympic swim team as an alternate. He, uh, got a waiver.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So there's no motive.
Lieutenant Disher: Right. Number two, he's dead. He died in 1995. And number three, he moved to Europe in the late '80s. So there's no record of him ever returning-
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy. Randy, excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt you but could you read number two again?
Lieutenant Disher: Okeydoke. He's dead.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right. See, I probably would have stopped reading after number two. In fact, I would have read number two first.
Lieutenant Disher: You would have switched 'em?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. But that's just me. And probably every other adult on the planet Earth.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Natalie, I think I've seen enough. Let's just go.
Natalie: No, I'm not gonna let you go. You've been looking so forward to this.
Adrian Monk: I don't know what I was thinking. These people weren't my friends. Okay? They don't even remember me. The truth is, I was invisible. It was Trudy they loved. I was always just the guy with Trudy. Just like you're the girl with me.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, why is your name on the spit shield?
Adrian Monk: Oh, when I was here, there was nothing protecting the food.
Natalie: So you donated all of these? That is so generous of you.
Adrian Monk: Well, actually, it was more of a lawsuit. Took up a lot of my spare time.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: You had a girlfriend with short red hair.
Todd: Belinda.
Adrian Monk: Yeah.
Todd: Yeah, yeah. She and I, we got married. But, uh, she passed away.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my wife died too. Trudy Ellison. Yeah.
Todd: It's tough, huh? But you just have to move on.
Adrian Monk: No, we can't move on. We can try, but we'll never get past it. It's unrelenting. All we can do is live out our days alone in hopeless, quiet desperation.