Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #238
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Big Game
Julie Teeger: Well I brought this diagram.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, excellent. Actually, this is called a map.
Lieutenant Disher: Map, map! Oh, okay, okay. Had that one.
Julie Teeger: Is everyone's DNA different?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes. Everyone's DNA is different. It's like a billion little codes. All different. Except for identical twins.
Julie Teeger: Okay. Well, what about just regular family members?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Just a little bit different. But very close. But not identical.
Lieutenant Disher: Like, this close. Well like that.
‘Mr. Monk and the Big Game’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.