Adrian Monk Quote #1260

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Big Game

Adrian Monk: Oh, but look at these. Amazing. Look at that one. State champions.
Natalie: Okay, it's very nice.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah, look at this one.
Natalie: Yeah, they're all very nice.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, look at that. Look at this. These, these two! I could never believe that they would just leave them sitting in the hallway right next to the exit. I always felt they should be locked away in a vault somewhere.
Natalie: Why? Who's gonna take a bunch of old trophies?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Maybe somebody who's never won anything in their whole life. Somebody whose mother cleared off a mantel in the living room, just waiting for one of these. Whose mother came to every track meet, even when she was sick. Even when she was dying. Maybe somebody like that. Natalie, I'm talking about me.
Natalie: I know, Mr. Monk. Let's go.

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Quote from Natalie

Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.

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Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.