Adrian Monk Quote #1167
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
Terri: Thank you for waiting. The doctor will be right with you.
Adrian Monk: There's no rush. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? Please. Please. What are you gonna do? I didn't really have a smudge, did I?
Terri: You should be flattered. The doctor doesn't usually come in this late. Especially for new patients.
Adrian Monk: That tooth. The roots are about ten inches apart, aren't they?
Terri: If you say so.
Adrian Monk: I get it now. I know what happened. The drivers fought back during the hijacking. Denny Jardeen got hit in the face. He must have knocked a tooth loose. So Jardeen came here to get his tooth fixed. Makes sense. He's an ex-cop, and you're on the medical plan. He must have talked in his sleep. Dr. Bloom said a lot of patients do. He told you everything. About the robbery, where they hid the money, it must have been like winning the lottery.
Terri: If you say so.
Adrian Monk: That night, you went to Jardeen's house, found the money, figured it was safe, that he would never remember telling you anything. But you were wrong. He did remember. Or maybe, when the money went missing, he just figured it out. He came back here Tuesday night while you were working on Randy. Randy witnessed the whole thing, sort of. He was right about everything, wasn't he?
Terri: If you say so.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: You and Monk were there, right? Did you notice anything?
Adrian Monk: No, I wasn't really on my game. I have this thing about dentists. Kroger calls it a supermegaphobia. If germs are here and snakes are here, the dentists are... You see that branch up there? The second one from the top? The one above that one.
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Lieutenant Disher: [sings] I'm tired of sucking up And I'm tired of sucking up and working for the man Keeping people down 'cause the law says I can Cuff my brothers and sisters that's not the way to be But honey those days are gone Cause baby I am free I don't need a badge to tell me wrong from right I don't need a badge to tell me day from night I don't need a badge because my eyes can see I don't need a badge 'cause baby I am free.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is Randy we're talking about. He would do anything for you.
Adrian Monk: And I would do anything for him except this, Natalie. I can't do it. I have a thing about dentists.
Natalie: You have a thing about everything.
Adrian Monk: That's true, but dentists are in a separate category altogether, okay? I can't even discuss it. I can't even think about discussing it. I can't even talk about thinking about discussing it.
Natalie: Okay, Mr. Monk, everybody's afraid of dentists.
Adrian Monk: Not like this. Not like this.
Natalie: Okay, okay, okay. How afraid are you? On a scale of 1 to 10.
Adrian Monk: Ha, 10? I am so far beyond 10, I laugh at your 10s. I lie awake at night dreaming about 10s. The chair and the probing and the drilling and the rinsing.