Lieutenant Disher Quote #127
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist
Lieutenant Disher: Okay, you guys, let's try this new one. I printed up some lyric sheets.
Chad: Why do we need lyric sheets? You're the only one singing.
Lieutenant Disher: Just so you can follow along. So you know what it's about. We're making a statement.
Aaron: We are?
Lieutenant Disher: Okay, let's do it, from the top. A five, six, seven, eight.
Brendan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What was that?
Lieutenant Disher: Counting off.
Brendan: Five, six, seven, eight? That's for dancing.
Lieutenant Disher: No, it's not.
Brendan: You're supposed to go, "one, two, three, four."
Lieutenant Disher: Come on, what's the difference?
Brendan: It's rock 'n roll, man.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Dentist’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Captain Stottlemeyer: You and Monk were there, right? Did you notice anything?
Adrian Monk: No, I wasn't really on my game. I have this thing about dentists. Kroger calls it a supermegaphobia. If germs are here and snakes are here, the dentists are... You see that branch up there? The second one from the top? The one above that one.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings] I'm tired of sucking up And I'm tired of sucking up and working for the man Keeping people down 'cause the law says I can Cuff my brothers and sisters that's not the way to be But honey those days are gone Cause baby I am free I don't need a badge to tell me wrong from right I don't need a badge to tell me day from night I don't need a badge because my eyes can see I don't need a badge 'cause baby I am free.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, this is Randy we're talking about. He would do anything for you.
Adrian Monk: And I would do anything for him except this, Natalie. I can't do it. I have a thing about dentists.
Natalie: You have a thing about everything.
Adrian Monk: That's true, but dentists are in a separate category altogether, okay? I can't even discuss it. I can't even think about discussing it. I can't even talk about thinking about discussing it.
Natalie: Okay, Mr. Monk, everybody's afraid of dentists.
Adrian Monk: Not like this. Not like this.
Natalie: Okay, okay, okay. How afraid are you? On a scale of 1 to 10.
Adrian Monk: Ha, 10? I am so far beyond 10, I laugh at your 10s. I lie awake at night dreaming about 10s. The chair and the probing and the drilling and the rinsing.