Adrian Monk Quote #1149
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Astronaut
Dr. Kroger: All right, why don't we just start with a basic one? Fear of heights.
Adrian Monk: Okay. Heights.
Dr. Kroger: Heights.
Adrian Monk: Let's do it.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, good. Let's get up on the roof right now.
Adrian Monk: Wait. Whoa. Okay. Wait, wait. All right, wait, sit.
Dr. Kroger: I'll sit.
Adrian Monk: Sit down.
Dr. Kroger: Okay, I'm down. Sitting down.
Adrian Monk: Not, I'm not ready. For that. Let's, let's just build up to it gradually. Here's what. Why don't we sit here and, uh, name really tall things. I'll go first. The Sears tower. Oh, wait, wait, wait. No. That's too tall. Um, not the Sears tower. Just a regular Sears maybe. Just a regular Sears. Department store.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, why don't we work on your phobias another time, okay?
Adrian Monk: Okay.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Astronaut’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: I think I know how Wagner did it. Okay. This is the ship. And let's pretend this globe represents the Earth.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a globe. It does represent the Earth.
Lieutenant Disher: Right. Okay. Here's what happened. First part was easy. He takes off. As he passes over San Francisco, he activates the escape pod.
Adrian Monk: Well, wait. Uh, wait. Uh, was- Was there an escape pod on the ship?
Lieutenant Disher: No. Not officially. But I think he smuggled one on.
Natalie: And where did he get it, the escape pod?
Lieutenant Disher: He built it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. Out of a kit in his basement.
Lieutenant Disher: He's resourceful. Anyway. Splashdown. He climbs out of the pod, makes his way to her house, kills her, climbs back onto the pod, fires up the engines, back in space.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you, Randy. That's-
Lieutenant Disher: It's just a theory.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't think so. No. I've heard theories before and, uh, they don't sound like that.
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Adrian Monk: [sighs] When I when I look at a man, a real man, like Steve Wagner... I just feel weak. I just feel so inadequate. I know he's guilty. But I'll never be able to prove it.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, Steve Wagner is a human being. And if he's guilty, I know something he's very much afraid of.
Adrian Monk: What's that?
Dr. Kroger: You.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Career day. What would I talk about?
Natalie: Your career. Your job. [Monk groans] Oh, come on, Mr. Monk. It would mean so much to Julie.
Adrian Monk: Yeah. I can't do it. I'm sorry. I can't speak in public.
Natalie: See, that's not true. Remember when I first started working for you and you made that list of all your fears and phobias. There were 103 things. Public speaking wasn't one of them.
Adrian Monk: Actually, there were a couple of things that I didn't mention. I didn't want you to think I was weird.