Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #216
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey. I've been calling you guys all day. Have you been avoiding me?
Adrian Monk: Yes, we have.
Natalie: We were waiting till we could print this for you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She's seeing somebody. I knew it. Who is it?
Adrian Monk: We never saw his face.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Is this the only photograph you got?
Natalie: Well, we sort of got arrested.
Adrian Monk: It's a funny story.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't wanna hear it.
Adrian Monk: No, it's really funny.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I really don't wanna hear it. It's Sharkey, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I don't think so. If you look at the shape of his left ear...
Captain Stottlemeyer: I don't wanna hear about the shape of the man's ear. Monk, it's him. I can tell.
‘Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Look. $10.03. That's how much is in there.
Natalie: Okay, thank you. Now we know.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I think we should make it even.
Natalie: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: The fountain. We take out three cents and that'll be 10 dollars. It's a nice round number. 10 dollars. Then everyone would be happier.
Natalie: You always say that. Who is everyone?
Adrian Monk: Me. Me.
Natalie: You want me to reach in here and take out 3 pennies?
Adrian Monk: Would you mind?
Natalie: Yes, I would.
Natalie: Look, look, she's moving again. We gotta go. Mr. Monk, if we walk now, we won't even think about the fountain.
Adrian Monk: I'll think about it. It would haunt me.
Natalie: The three extra pennies. It would haunt you?
Adrian Monk: It will haunt me.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [to a kid on the jungle gym] Careful. Both your hands. That's too high. These things are death traps. It's not just my opinion. It's a fact. In Belgium, 1952, a kid almost died on one of those.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Look at all this junk. They should get rid of it. And put it somewhere.
Natalie: Well, they did it, Mr. Monk. They put it here. It's a junkyard.
Adrian Monk: You can say that again.