Adrian Monk Quote #1084
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Adrian Monk: The windows are up.
Cora: So what?
Adrian Monk: Why didn't he stay in the car? He was surrounded by bees. I would've just stayed put.
Cora: Yackety-yak yak. What are you talking about?
Sheriff Bates: He probably panicked. Like I said, he was really wasted.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so. I saw him. Just a few minutes before 8, he drove right past our house. There was a branch in the road. He swerved to avoid it. His reflexes were perfect. He couldn't have been drunk.
Sheriff Bates: He wasn't drunk, he deliberately drove his car into this bee farm. Why would anybody do that?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Sheriff Bates: And Debbie Barnet isn't in Denver, she's been murdered. Have you seen a doctor about that bump?
Cora: It's not the bump. It's some kind of midlife crisis. All of a sudden, he's not happy fixing roofs. He's gotta be Captain America. [slaps Monk's head] What is wrong with you?
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‘Mr. Monk Bumps His Head’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: He got beaned pretty hard on the head. We're putting up 4,000 of these. I'm gonna have them put up. We're gonna post them in post offices, truck stops, and drug stores.
Dr. Kroger: Wait, why the drug stores?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I figure he's gonna have to buy wipes sooner or later.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Captain. Mr. Monk gets all his money from the bank. They're brand new bills. Maybe they keep track of serial numbers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good. We'll check it out.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe this guy really did have a clue about Trudy's murder and Monk solved the case. I mean, he found the guy who killed Trudy and killed him. And then he moved to some place else, changed his name and started a new life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Without telling us?
Lieutenant Disher: Happens all the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It does?
Lieutenant Disher: It happens occasionally. It's not unprecedented. I never said it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sheriff Bates: It's the biggest feed store in the county. Roger's father in law owns it. He lets Roger run it.
Adrian Monk: I don't wanna tell you, but those bags smell like...
Sheriff Bates: Well, that's exactly what they are. That's fertilizer.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. My God, this is worse than drug trafficking. You gotta nail this guy.