Adrian Monk Quote #1083
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Adrian Monk: Sheriff, what do you think? About the waitress.
Sheriff Bates: Well, I think... What do I think? I think she went to Denver to be with her boyfriend.
Cora: I told you.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no. Sheriff. Sheriff. What about the parakeet? And the missing rug. And look... Look, wait.
What about the note? I don't think she wrote this note herself. See that? Sheriff.
Sheriff Bates: Mr... I'm sorry, I forgot your name.
Adrian Monk: So have I.
Cora: Jerry.
Adrian Monk: Jerry.
Sheriff Bates: Jerry, it's not like it is on TV. In real life, things are pretty much the way they seem. For example, this looks like a drunk driving accident, right? Well, that's exactly what it is.
Adrian Monk: He- He was drunk?
Sheriff Bates: Oh, yeah, drunk as a skunk. Eight o'clock this morning, Roger Zisk, local hotshot ploughed through that fence into these bees and got stung about 100 times. Idiot.
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‘Mr. Monk Bumps His Head’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: He got beaned pretty hard on the head. We're putting up 4,000 of these. I'm gonna have them put up. We're gonna post them in post offices, truck stops, and drug stores.
Dr. Kroger: Wait, why the drug stores?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I figure he's gonna have to buy wipes sooner or later.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Captain. Mr. Monk gets all his money from the bank. They're brand new bills. Maybe they keep track of serial numbers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good. We'll check it out.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe this guy really did have a clue about Trudy's murder and Monk solved the case. I mean, he found the guy who killed Trudy and killed him. And then he moved to some place else, changed his name and started a new life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Without telling us?
Lieutenant Disher: Happens all the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It does?
Lieutenant Disher: It happens occasionally. It's not unprecedented. I never said it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sheriff Bates: It's the biggest feed store in the county. Roger's father in law owns it. He lets Roger run it.
Adrian Monk: I don't wanna tell you, but those bags smell like...
Sheriff Bates: Well, that's exactly what they are. That's fertilizer.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. My God, this is worse than drug trafficking. You gotta nail this guy.