Adrian Monk Quote #1061
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show
Shirt Salesman: How can I repay you, Mr. Monk? I have no money.
Adrian Monk: Now that you mention it, it is only 2:30. If we left now, you could be back at work at 3:15, put in a couple of hours, inspect what, 90, maybe 100 shirts.
Shirt Salesman: But I took the day off.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no. You don't wanna do that, no. You're inspector number 8. You have a lot of people depending on you.
Natalie: Monk, I'm sure they would like to visit, you know, catch up.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, there's plenty of time. They have a whole weekend for that. Unless you wanna work on Saturday. Puedes trabajar Saturday? Sabado? Domingo? Overtime. You like overtime?
‘Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're retiring? How old are you?
Gordo: 46.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Did you win the lottery?
Gordo: No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Uh, eating. You know, I need to talk to my accountant.
Natalie: What, you have an accountant?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Nope. Gonna have to get an accountant, then I'm gonna talk to him.
Quote from Natalie
Shirt Salesman: How are you today? Do you see anything you like?
Adrian Monk: Is Dennis here? He usually takes care of me.
Shirt Salesman: Oh, no, I'm afraid Dennis quit.
Adrian Monk: He quit?
Shirt Salesman: Yeah, apparently he had one regular customer that was driving him crazy.
Natalie: Now, we're gonna be up all night wondering who that was.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Shirt Salesman: Okay, here you go. Inspected by number 8. Is there really a difference?
Adrian Monk: Are you kidding? Look at this. Look, she's an artist. Oh, I've been admiring her work for years. You know, every shirt, every stitch, every button is perfect. There's a tear. There's a tear.
Natalie: Where, where, where?
Adrian Monk: There's a tear, right there. Ah, look at this, the sleeve is all wrong. It's completely crooked.
Natalie: Well, maybe she had a bad day.
Adrian Monk: No, that's not possible. I know inspector number 8. She never lets anything get past her.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, are you okay?
Adrian Monk: Something's wrong.
Natalie: What?
Adrian Monk: Something is very wrong with inspector number 8. Dennis? Dennis?