Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #199
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Adrian Monk: Frank, there's a clinic next to the church. They have drugs, they have chemicals. Did you have access to the storage room?
Frank Prager: Uh, I mean, I didn't have key or anything, but it would've been easy enough to break in. I didn't poison anybody. I'm not a killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, right. What about our last date in the parking lot 4 months ago?
Frank Prager: I wasn't trying to kill you.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You can't be serious.
Frank Prager: All right. I've thought about it. When I got there, I couldn't. I didn't want to become my brother. The last minute, I decided to send you a message.
Captain Stottlemeyer: A message?
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. Captain, the pattern. It was M. M for Michael.
Frank Prager: Yeah. It was an M. How could you miss it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how was I supposed to know that was the letter M? This guy's the best detective in the free world. He didn't know that was an M. What, you couldn't use a spray can like everybody else? Oh, for god's sake, a message.
Frank Prager: I just wanted you to think about what you did. Michael was a good kid who got screwed up.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Wait, you think I don't think about your brother? I think about your brother every damn day of my life. It was him or me. And it still eats me up. I don't need an M on a wall to remember something like that. No cop does. Get him out of here.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.