Lieutenant Disher Quote #101
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Natalie: Oh, nice sweater.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, thanks. It's a gift from my Aunt Kay in Boston. She knitted it herself.
Natalie: Wow.
Lieutenant Disher: Mmm hmm. Yeah, she said it took her months. I'm her favorite nephew.
Natalie: I'm sure you are. I'll be right back, okay?
Lieutenant Disher: [to passing woman] Hey. Merry Christmas.
[Natalie returns with a man wearing the exact same sweater as Disher]
Natalie: You two cousins?
Lieutenant Disher: Where did you get that?
Man: Walmart. 15 bucks.
Lieutenant Disher: Aunt Kay probably went to Walmart and saw that sweater and went home and knitted me the same one. That sweater inspired this one.
Natalie: You can still see where she tore the tag off. It's the thought that counts.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.