Adrian Monk Quote #1028
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Adrian Monk: Are you Dory?
Dory Prager: How did you know?
Adrian Monk: Um, well, your daddy told me.
Dory Prager: Do you know my daddy?
Adrian Monk: In a way, yeah. I've been looking for him. Do you know where he is?
Dory Prager: Ssh. It's a secret.
Adrian Monk: It's a secret, okay. I won't tell anybody.
Charlotte Prager: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I was just...
Charlotte Prager: Are you a cop?
Adrian Monk: Okay, look, here's the thing.
Charlotte Prager: Dory, go to your room. I want you out. Just get out of my house. Haven't you people done enough to this family? [closes door]
Adrian Monk: Well, that went well.
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.