Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #196
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa
Captain Stottlemeyer: What did he say?
Lieutenant Disher: It's still preliminary.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What did he say, Randy?
Lieutenant Disher: Poison. Some kind of strychnine. Simple and effective. Anybody could've made it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Couldn't he have tasted it?
Adrian Monk: Port's pretty heavy drink, isn't it?
Natalie: It's really strong.
Adrian Monk: He wouldn't taste it in that.
Lieutenant Disher: Captain, they need the body.
Captain Stottlemeyer: This was meant for me.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, there weren't for the grace of God.
Captain Stottlemeyer: This was meant for me. "The grace of God."
‘Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: Okay, everybody listen up. Okay? We have some new rules here in Santa's workshop. Before anybody can sit on Santa's lap, you have to use these magic wipes and wipe your hand. Yay, wiping is fun. And no touching Santa's face. And try not to breathe on Santa. Remember, Santa isn't always jolly. Sometimes Santa's a little bit sad.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Ugh, how much longer?
Adrian Monk: Natalie, this is stake-out. You never know how long. That's what makes a stake-out so much fun.
Natalie: Oh, you wanna play 20 questions?
Adrian Monk: Sure.
Natalie: Okay. Right, you can go first. You have to think of somebody, anybody, living or dead.
Adrian Monk: Okay, I got it.
Natalie: Is it Trudy?
Adrian Monk: Trudy who?
Natalie: Trudy Monk, your wife.
Adrian Monk: Yes, thank you. That was fun.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Hey. I was just tuning it up for you. It's a nice guitar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's Karen's.
Lieutenant Disher: You're gonna play today?
Captain Stottlemeyer: We'll see how it goes.
Lieutenant Disher: You know, I can run home and grab my Gibson and we can jam. We used to have a rock band back in high school. The Randy Disher Project.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a good name. How'd you come up with that?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, my name's Randy Disher and then, Project.